I had a friend when I was small who told me he was going 'to wedding'. I was very excited because at this early age I had never been to one before. He seemed confused at my enthusiasm. No, 'I go to wedding', he said. 'Yes, but who's!?' I said. It turns out he was going Reading. Nowadays, having been to a fair few myself, I can see something could be added, and that I believe, is our wonderful Royal Footmen.